I don’t like public toilets, do you? The worst I saw was on a beach in India. It was a stone hole in the ground! Honestly! Fortunately, I had my rubber ring with me (I’m not the strongest swimmer and I’d rather be safe than sorry) so it doubled up as a loo seat!
I’ve got a posh toilet seat in my bathroom. It’s one of those that somehow lowers itself. Have you seen them? Clever. Anyway, everyone else I know still uses the old-fashioned ones that you put down yourself (unless you are like my friend Keith who always leaves his up. He moans at women who dare to put it down)
As I was saying, I have an automatic one and when I avail myself of others’ facilities, I invariably drop the lid with a bang! I learned my lesson last week though when I managed to smash my parent’s seat when it crash landed on the bowl thingy.Whoops!
Is it a physiological thing? Whenever I think about loos, I need to make a dash for one, so please excuse me, I must...............