Here, there and everywhere

My weekly bit of silliness for Friday Fictioneers!

I was at a posh do at the Town Hall with my friend Keith.

“Look at that chandelier” he said.

“Which chandel where?” I asked.

“That chandel there” he said. 

“Oh, this chandel ‘ere” I said pointing up.

“Yes” he laughed “There are chandels everywhere!”

“Is that Chantelle there?” he said pointing across the room.

“Don’t start that again” I said.

“Oh yes” I giggled as Chantelle walked over to us.

“Look at that chandelier” said Chantelle.

“Where’s the bar?” I said.

And if you believe that you’ll believe anything! I do talk a load of nonsense sometimes don’t I?

(Exactly 100 words..yeeeeaaaa!)