Last autumn I planted daffodils. They should be up now but they’re not. I saw a yellow grub the other day, so perhaps it’s eaten my bulbs!
I’ll have them for breakfast. Hang on... magic mushrooms, they’re a drug. So I’d better not. What if someone sees them and reports me for growing narcotics? What shall I do?
I know, I’ll burn them on the fire tonight. But the smoke might get my neighbours high.
If you've any ideas please let me know!